How did I not hear about this law? So what exactly are the rules? What can I lick, how much and how often???
These probably say a lot about my twisted sense of humor and mental state.
Today is my birthday… and if you think old people don’t think about sex, think again. I am now 69 and I think more about sex than I did when I was 29.
I have a yearly tradition where I post my collection of naughty Christmas memes on Facebook. I thought I would share them here too.
Warning: this one sounds really dirty, but it isn’t (unless you have a dirty mind!)… and no comments about mine.. we all know where my head is.
So that said, read at your own risk.
A Thanksgiving Poem
He laid her on the table,
So white and clean and bare.
His forehead wet with beads of sweat,
He rubbed her here and there.
He touched her neck and then her breast,
And then he felt her thigh.
The slit was wet and all was set,
He gave a joyous cry.
The hole was wide — he looked inside,
All was dark and murky.
He rubbed his hands and stretched out his arms,
…And then he stuffed the turkey.
It came to my attention, quite recently, actually, that using the word “actually” was unneeded, unwanted and basically superfluous, actually. I didn’t realize just now much I actually used the word “actually” until I started re-reading past writings and right there in front of me was proof that I actually used the word “actually” way too much. So I am working on trying to not use the word “actually” at all, and I think I’m losing the battle. Actually.
Song of the day #5
Song often stuck in your head
And I couldn’t think of anything, which maybe says something about my head.
So I had to cheat and google some ideas…
A-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh…
I’ll tell you what I want, what I really, really want
So tell me what you want, what you really, really want
Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy?
Injust a small town girl,
livin’ in a lonely world
she took the midnight train goin’ anywhere…
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